Boys Will Be Boys

[Lee]

> > a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
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> >> b) For those who already have children past this age, this is
> > hilarious.
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> >> c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
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> >> d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
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> >> e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
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> >>
> >>
> >> The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...
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> >>
> >> Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):
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> >>
> >>
> >> 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.ft.
> > house 4 inches deep.
> >>
> >> 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
> > Roller blades, they can ignite.
> >>
> >> 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
> > restaurant.
> >>
> >> 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
> > strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a
> > Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to
> > spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
> >>
> >> 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
> > When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few
> > times
> > before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
> >>
> >> 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
> > hit by a ceiling fan.
> >>
> >> 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
> > already too late.
> >>
> >> 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
> >>
> >> 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
> > though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
> >>
> >> 10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year
> > old Boy.
> >>
> >> 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
> > sentence.
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> >> 12.) Super glue is forever.
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> >> 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
> > can't walk on water.
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> >> 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
> >>
> >> 15.) VCRs do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
> > commercials show they do.
> >>
> >> 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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> >> 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
> >>
> >> 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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> >> 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do
> > not like ovens.
> >>
> >> 20.) The fire department in La Mesa, CA has a 5-minute response
> > time.
> >>
> >> 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
> > dizzy.
> >>
> >> 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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> >> 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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> >> 24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
> > fluid.
> >>
> >> 25.) Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or
> > without kids.
> >