Well glassdoctor,
I do believe that my "boss" (aka the person fortunate enough to be able to call me her husband)

has plans of her own.....
She's "in love" with her fully loaded, 2001 Black Monte Carlo SS. While she liked riding in the dually, she didn't like driving it as she is quite petite and the dually was a bit too much for her to handle with the 6 speed stick and large footprint.
Ergo, I would be "allowed" to either buy her a convertible BMW Roadster and can have her MC and apply graphics as desired to the MC. Or, I can buy a Jeep Wrangler Rubicon, letter the spare tire cover and she "may" agree to allow me to "slam wrap" the MC.
Anybody interested in some really slick vinyl graphics may want to checkout
http://www.speedgraphics.net . I bet they could design a slam tear that shows a damaged windshield;)
Since I "hate" to spend money on something that doesn't provide me with an excellent ROI, I might as well resign myself to the cheaper (Jeep) option.
Funny, but the Rubicon's gas mileage is nearly as bad as the dually's was!