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Lena's car breaks down on the Highway 8 just outside of Lindstrom one day.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.Out of the trunk jump
two men; Lars and Sven in trench coats who stand at the rear of the vehicle
where they are facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats,
exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, this causes one of the worst pileups in history of the
highway.

It's not very long before a police car shows up.

The cop, clearly enraged,runs toward Lena's vehicle yelling, "What the hell
is going on here?"

"Ya, vell my car broke down," says Lena, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" asks the cop.


And she said "Vell, officer dose are my emergency flashers!"

:eusa_thin :eusa_naug :eusa_clap

I probably should'nt go here, but what the heck...

One day Lena hears a report on the news that some crazy person is driving the wrong way down the Interstate near Minneapolis. Ole is on his way to the big city, so she calls his cell phone to warn him.

"Ole, you be careful out der. Der's someone driving down de wrong side of the highvay," she reports.

"It's not just one," he replies, "...der's hundreds of dem."