Time for a joke

[Glasseye]

With all this depressing news we are continually getting these days, credit crunch, riots, global warming, etc. etc. I thought it might be nice to have a giggle sometime, so come on with the jokes folks!
My pennys worth for a start. "Yesterday I went to the doctors and told him I was obsessed with doing crosswords. He told me to not get too down about it." well it's a start dam it!

[sunshine wr]

Did ya hear about the guy who was in an accident and got his whole left side cut-off......... he's all right now !

[ghost rider]

How can you tell if your girlfreind is getting too fat?

She fits into your wife's clothes.




Why are most wedding dresses white?

Most kitchen appliances are white.


Go ahead, have your wife read these, I dare ya!

[Glasseye]

My wife always moans at me because I don't buy her anything good for her birthday. This year she said she wanted something that goes from 0 to 150 in seconds. So I bought her some bathroom scales

[t4k]

Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

[t4k]

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

[Glasseye]

I needed a password the other day that must have 8 characters. So I chose Snow White and the seven dwarfs